Small talk: From the mouths of babes, answers to some of life’s tougher questions


Thinking ahead

Jeffrey Tyron (Ty) Enoch Jr.

Age: 8

Attends: Venable Elementary School

Likes: Soccer, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, lobster.

Dislikes: The dark, loud noises.

What would you do if you were president? I would ask government scientists to create a potion to help make strong bones.

What advice would you give your parents? I would advise you to live closer to my school.

If you grew up to be famous, what would you want to be famous for?
I want to be a famous heart surgeon.

At what age is a person an adult? What makes you think so? You’re an adult at 27 because you’re out of college and that’s when it’s time to get a job.

What’s the hardest thing about being a kid? The hardest thing about being a kid is eating the foods that you don’t like.

What do you think life will be like in five years? I will be 13. It will be different because I will be a teenager and I will be looking forward to getting my driver’s license.

How do you know if you’re in love? When someone likes you…a lot!

What do you know how to do that you can teach to others? I can teach others how to make a Rainbow Loom Bracelet.

If you could be a sound, what would you be? I would be a lion’s roar!

If you could choose a new name for yourself, what would it be? Doug E. Fresh.

If you could invent something that would make life easier for people, what would you invent? I would invent a new computer that could read your mind so that you wouldn’t have to use a keypad.