Dark Shadows; PG-13, 113 minutes; Carmike Cinema 6


Johnny Depp stars in Tim Burton’s over-the-top adaptation of the ’60s supernatural soap opera, “Dark Shadows.” (Photo by Warner Brothers)

Even in our dimmest memories of the original “Dark Shadows” TV show, the reluctant vampire Barnabas Collins stands out. He wasn’t a major player at first, but he had a way of chomping at the imagination and not letting go.

Now it should be no surprise to find him in the form of Johnny Depp, who shines, albeit pallidly, in Tim Burton’s over-the-top take on the late-’60s supernatural soap. Nor should it shock us to find the literary mash-up maestro Seth Grahame-Smith, also of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and of course Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, stuffing this fish-out-of-water fable into an occasionally hilarious but highly uneven script.

Returning in 1972 after two entombed centuries to his coastal Maine homestead, and to an amorous feud with a spurned jealous witch (Eva Green), Depp’s blue-blooded bloodsucker yearns for his true love (Bella Heathcote), befriends his baffled descendants (Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonny Lee Miller, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gulliver McGrath), and piques the interest of their in-house shrink (Helena Bonham Carter). Also, and with regrets, he kills some folks—a few construction workers here, a few hippies there—but only because he must.

People, including Depp, tend to regard Barnabas with varying degrees of wised-up apprehension. Early on we detect a potential epitome of the subgenre—that gentle, goofy depravity—that Burton and Depp have built together, as if the likes of Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood, partly inspired by the “Dark Shadows” show in the first place, had just been rehearsals for this. But what is this, exactly? The highest possible camp in the lowest possible key? Something striking, at any rate, full of fine timing and decorous visual touches—and ultimately about as superficial as a detailed doodle in some morbidly precocious loner-schoolboy’s notebook. Great!

Only from here it doesn’t go so well, instead becoming overburdened by arbitrary-seeming obligation—to plot, or to summer movie spectacle, or to the artfully sallow Burton-Depp subgenre itself, who knows? The movie gets out of control and gradually degenerates, but not in a good way. Soon enough, the real fish out of water seems to be the director himself, blurring its own otherwise beguiling camp-gothic clarity like a tired, tiresome, word-slurring drunk. Pathos might have been possible here, were it not all so carefully prepackaged.
Given such an exquisite collaboration between cinematographer Bruno Delbonnel and production designer Rick Heinrichs, it’s hard to begrudge Burton’s transcendence of the show’s semi-shoddy, no-budget aesthetic. More problematic as that climactic contrivance and giddy overacting don’t agree with everyone else in the cast, which also includes Jackie Earle Haley, as the nitwit Collins mansion caretaker, and Alice Cooper as himself.

But at the core of it all, irrevocably, is Depp’s soulful deadpan. His Barnabas gives off a certain adorably hapless hauteur—like a great snapshot of a cat forced to wear a Halloween costume—which might be all Dark Shadows ever needed.