Filling the John


Tuesday, August 1
Cirque du Soleil’s Delirium. 8pm. $71.50-$101.50. Wild acrobatics and elaborate costumes are included. ‘Shrooms are not.

Monday, August 14
WWE Monday Night RAW. 8pm.  $22-$62. It’s just like ballet—the costumes, the choreography, the intricate plot, the high emotions—without all of those goofy-looking tutus.

Thursday, August 17
An Evening with James Taylor. 8pm. $45-$65. He’s seen fire, he’s seen rain… and we hope we never hear that song again.

Thursday, August 24
The Wiggles Live: Wiggledancing. 3pm, 6:30pm.  $17.50 – $34.50. Admit it. You’ll go just to see Cap’n Feathersword.

Wednesday, August 30
Kenny Chesney. 7pm. $54.50 – $64.50. The star behind songs like “Being Drunk’s a Lot Like Loving You” and “No Shoes, No Shirt (No Problems)” rocks the JPJ. Shirt and shoes required.

Friday, September 22 and Saturday, September 23
Dave Matthews Band. 7pm. $55. Let’s see, Dave Matthews…Where have we heard that name before?

Thursday, October 12
Eric Clapton. Price TBA. The ‘60s guitar god kicks off his U.S. tour with a visit to little ol’ Charlottesville.

Wednesday, October 18 through Sunday, October 22
Disney On Ice. Price and time TBA. Yes, we know Walt was cryogenically frozen, but do we really need to see his body paraded around to believe it?

Friday, October 27 through Sunday, October 29
Martha’s Market. Price and time TBA. Shop at this unique event to support women’s health care in Central Virginia. An event so earnest, we can’t possibly make a joke about it.

Thursday, November 2
Diversity Career Day. Price and time TBA. Someone should let suspended UVA Dean Rick Turner know about this one.

Thursday, November 16
7:30pm. Larry the Cable Guy. $42.75.
We can’t promise it or anything, but we’re pretty sure Larry is going to be gittin’ something done.

Friday, November 24
Lipizzaner Stallions. Price and time TBA. Bringing new definition to the term “horsepower.”

Wednesday, December 6 through Sunday, December 10
Ringling Bros. Circus. Price and time TBA. At least these elephants won’t cut taxes while a war’s on.